Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Flat, Depressing Cakes For Her Limp Biscuit Version of “Hot Girl Summer”
It’s OK to be inspired by greatness, but sometimes that inspiration is best left internalized and fueled in a different arena, rather than imitating and replicating that which inspires you.
Case in point: Miley Cyrus trying to show off her pancake-booty-flat pancakes in her thong in an attempt to get some of Megan Thee Stallion’s “Hot Girl Summer” shine.
For a while, we all got a good break from Miley’s shenanigans as she retreated to country music. But earlier this year, Miley “apologized” for her disapproving remarks about hip-hop, signaling her return to the urban music scene.
I guess this attempt to mimic Megan Thee Stallion is Miley’s best bet since Nicki Minaj is NOT f**king with her since she dared to insert herself into Nicki and Cardi B’s rivalry on her song “Cattitude.”
But the problem is Miley has a moderate case of no-ass-at-all so the desired effect she’s going for ain’t happening in her “Hot Girl Summer” ‘gram post in any way, shape or form.
This is like a horse-race with a literal stallion and three-legged, anorexic horse.
Stop the madness. Put your pants back on, Miley, and stop pretending that your bony butt is a juicy peach.
Also, wash your damn feet.
Not with them dirty feet… pic.twitter.com/nQBHyHgYJx
— The John Maness (@TheJohnManess) July 26, 2019